I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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