maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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