the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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