I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I did not marry a roomba.
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