Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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