he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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