ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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