and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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