I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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