just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
it hurts more in the daytime
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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