I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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