Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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