Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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