I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I fill condoms, not promises.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
