One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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