Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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