By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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