1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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