The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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