before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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