I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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