The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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