this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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