well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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