if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
tell me about the fingering
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