I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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