I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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