He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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