Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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