It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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