we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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