is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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