Whod you bang
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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