Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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