Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Randomize
