I think i peed on brittanys purse
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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