and she was petting her beer can
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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