they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You don't make any sense
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