I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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