I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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