After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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