I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
420 ftw
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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