i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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