i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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