Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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