Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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