im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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