Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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