either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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