Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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