I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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