She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm at about main and main street
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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