windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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