well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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