i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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