yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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