I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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